Ickle-wits

2005-09-14T10:29:00.000+08:00

You scored as High-Class Career. The best career for you are lawyer, doctor, judge. You are very determined and won't take no for an answer. You are stubborn, but it all pays off in the end.

High-Class Career

84%

Model Career

84%

Family Career

80%

Artsy Career

80%

Helper's Career

56%

Adventure Career

48%

Boring Career

40%

Journalist Career

40%

Slacker Career

28%

Sports Career

24%

Your Future Profession
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2005-09-10T21:08:00.000+08:00

Modern, Cool Nerd
60 % Nerd, 86% Geek, 26% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.

Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used
to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a
pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world
that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and
geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very
least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent,
knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing
computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one
you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one
up there, winning the million bucks)!

Congratulations!

Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 70% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 99% on geekosity
You scored higher than 32% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid

WOA. FUN. thanks for linking SUVEE. I figured geek, but NERD?? Haha. At least not dork. HMM all the pop culture ref and all that, and the series dvds and movie quotes... GEEK!

2005-08-29T11:17:00.000+08:00

Get to know yourself better

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

("kowk" was right. this IS unreliable.)

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

(aye.)

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

(pee.)

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

(as if... cough*ametan*coughcough)

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

(poo. LAWYER. or penguin/flamingo farmer. or writer/journalist. or pyscologist. or creative director of random advertising firm. or.. ok so maybe this one is accurate.)

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

(YAY!)

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

(ha. probably.. although i rarely feel NOT in control.)

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

(heyy... i am emotionally STABLE unlike ahem*ayam*ahem.)

The Real You

Here is the analysis:

You've got great self-confidence and you're full of charm. Most guys who get to know you will be attracted to you. You are far from sweet and proper; your intriguing personality fascinates them. Most guys find it easy to fall for a girl like you. (riight.)
You don't really care about other people's feelings. You do things the way you want and usually think only about yourself. You are easy-going and love to have fun, but you can be irresponsible as well. You are not keen on serious discussions because they can make you remember that life isn't always about parties. (ok this is accurate. I'm SORRY, but it is!)
You are a bright, cheerful and bubbly person. You are thoughtful and considerate, and like to have fun. Everybody feels comfortable around you because of your pleasant nature. When you walk into a room, people's eyes are likely to be drawn to you because of your charm. (contradiction to number 2, but true is some aspects)
Your peers think of you as a fun person, but sometimes you can be a little irresponsible. You can be somewhat childish, and can try to ignore the fact that you will one day need to really grow up and be a mature adult! Perhaps you could start reading good books; they might help you look at the world in a different light. You do want to be taken seriously, right? (hoi. i am childish but i read LOTS of good cheem-ish books. insulted. pfft)
Your boyfriend believes that you are a strong and independent person. Your confidence and cheerfulness make you an attractive person to be around, but sometimes you need to pay more attention to what other people, including your boyfriend, are thinking. (what boyfriend? haha. i shant. i is importantest.)

Here is the analysis:

You desire a love that will last forever. You are quite serious about finding this type of love, and that's why you think carefully about the men that you meet before deciding whether you could really love them. You don't just develop a crush on someone overnight: you look at a person's personality and other aspects of their life before deciding to form an attachment. If a guy doesn't meet your expectations, you would rather be alone. Your love has to be perfect. Be careful though, you could be missing out on some worthy relationships because your standards are so high. (ehh. isnt this kinda normal..)

Bright and Cheerful

You are always cheerful and charming. You never get too serious with people when they're around, but when you are alone, you think carefully about what they have said. That's because you don't want anyone to see you being too somber. Your personality means you have a lot of friends and you are often the center of attention. Many people who fall into this category become artists and movie stars, perhaps fame could be yours in the future as well.

(urine! i hope you get this too!!! but i dont want to be an actress or something in that line, apart from MAYBE a stage thesp. like selena tan the nice lumpay. she was a lawyer too..)

You value your friendships: 50%

You value your friendships quite a lot but you don't like to show your feelings to others. You would rather keep your feelings to yourself than share them with your friends. You might get a pleasant surprise if you are more open about caring for people - they will probably let you know that you're special to them, too.

Are You Nosy?

Nosy Level: 60%

You may seem to be a nosy person to some people, but actually you are quite a serious person who's not at all interested in gossip. You just like to know what's going on around you. It's a natural interest and you can get offended when people tell you they think you're a sticky-beak.

(:

How you control your husband, who will lead the family and who will be led?

The ring represents an invisible tie of relationship. You have an ability to control your husband. You often pretend to stay close to him in public just to beautify the image, but you don't pay much attention to him when you are with him in private. Manipulating him is good, right?

(LOL. i LIKE this quiz.)

The Hang Glider

Here is the analysis:

You are ambitious. Your husband is likely to be a well educated and well-to-do. He should also have a secure job and succeed in his career. You do not care much what others think of you. You choose the man who adores you. You always dress well without caring how much you have to spend on your clothes. You are embraced with wealth.

(non-commital lala. i say nothing.)

What is this picture?

This test tells you what your wedding ceremony will be like.

You are very creative. Your wedding should be unique and people will remark about it for some time afterwards.

(oo.)

Pick One

Here is the analysis:

Your future friend: You have a big sister confidence and leadership. So you friends are mostly vulnerable and always need your help. You can't resist helping these people and eventually you all will become good friends.
Your travel plan: In the future, you will often take overseas trips especially to modernized countries. You will get to explore Europe and North Asia like you always wanted.
Your future financial status: You are very good at saving and sometimes you are even stingy. The reason you want your teeth to grow longer is because when you can't eat, you can save even more on food. Once your money is deposited in the bank, there's no way that you will withdraw it out just to spend on luxuries.
The last period of your life: You can't stand being a lonely old lady so you will spend the last days of you life being a kind loving grandparent so that the kids will love to have you around.

The Rain

This will tell about your marriage.

You are far too young to think about wedding. Enjoy ten or more years before thinking of walking through the aisle.

(DUH)

What's in the cave?

Here is the analysis:

You only think about having affairs with another but you will never cheat on your loved one in real life.

(ayam MUST try this. whoots.)

ok this isnt one of the long posts (:

this my shit.

2005-08-28T21:37:00.000+08:00

Check this out, highly interesting. Detailed analysis of Gwen's Hollaback Girl.

2005-08-28T07:14:00.000+08:00

Was researching geog when i came across this. Scroll RIGHT to the bottom of the page and you will spot a very familiar word beginning with K and ending with F, one which vorn loves dearly. Queer.

Will soon be abandoning thees blog, as it is getting rather sian.

My new blog is elsewhere. but it's not meant for viewing.

Shall blog a few last very long entries (this isnt one of them obviously) and then we shall move on to HIGHER GROUND. Ommmmmm.

Lee Kuan Yew aka the Dalai Llama is the centre of calm.

Everyone say Ommmmmmmmmmmmm.

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Ditzy Monk.

Where You Lived: Australia.

How You Died: Hung for treason.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

SEE. i told you i am Monk-y.
HUNG FOR TREASON???

anyway. still rather apt for this post eh.

2005-08-27T22:49:00.000+08:00

getlippy.com

Bitch in training

You are 64 % bitch

Well, you're a prickly little missy arent you? I think we all need to remember not to get on your bad side and to keep a watch on you at all times. You have your good points though, and you probably wouldnt kick a poor defenceless puppy dog ... unless it looked at you the wrong way.

-was expecting higher..HEE.

Little miss naughty

You are 52 % pure

We're a slightly saucy minx arent we? Are we trying to work our way through the questions one-by-one? It's not meant as a to-do list, you know! Just remember, theres nothing wrong with being a nice girl once in a while

--EEE.. BADBADME. I AM NICE. NICENICENICE.

You are... the swot

Sorry to interrupt your studying. You are totally switched on to what youre going to do with your life. You're going to study like a mad thing and get to the top in whatever you AND make the world a better place while you're at it. But why not let your hair down occasionally and enjoy both sides of life.

hahaha not reaally. but better than the brainless bimbo and slut anyhow.

Posh Penelope

You are 75 % toff

You are a fully fledged member of the pink pashmina brigade, you made some great chums at boarding school, are a stickler for etiquette, posture and the Queen's English and are quite partial to the odd tea at the Ritz. Though whilst that’s all very well isn’t it about time you let your hair down for a change – alice band and all.

hoots. you guys should totally try this one. it's HILARIOUS. although it was highly disconcerting when i kept writing yes

2005-08-26T23:02:00.000+08:00

You Are the Very Gay Tinky Winky!

Purple with a gay pride symbol... how could he not be gay?
And that red purse is divalicious!

AHA. gay pride--> howards orange shoe. The purse is utterly GAY. as gay as george michael.

What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

You Are a Drama Queen (or King)

(You are more dramatic than 60% of the population.)

And the oscar goes to... you!

You're all about overreacting and just plain acting.

You see the world as your stage, and give a great performance.

And while you're friends may find you entertaining at times...

Everyone's secretly hoping that you'll just chill a little.

(But they'd never tell you - they fear your wrath!)

FEAR MY WRATH, FWAH. CHILL I WILL NOT.

Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?

You Are Reverse Pocky

Your attitude: rebellious and clever
Non-conformist, but curiously a trendsetter
With you, up is down... and it's a wild ride!

oo. I LIKE.

What Flavor Pocky Are You?

stuff

2005-07-30T21:18:00.000+08:00

Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible

Fun, funky, and a little bit euro.
You love your summers to be full of style and sun!

What's Your Summer Ride?

OO i like.. DREAM CAR. Sort of. the pic doesnt do it justice. silver. ew. like mini coopers too

Your Outrageous Name Is

Constance Lee Kraps

Outrageous Name Generator

cute pic.

Your Outrageous Name Is

Wong Hung Lo

Outrageous Name Generator

AHA. this is if i was a guy. HILARIOUS, know. So.. william hung. OO. but LO is howards surname (: i love my flamingo. and the real howard too.

Your Musical Tastes Match: The Fab Five

ahaha.. farni.
What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

Just a bit of fun, dating ads describing me from a quiz from Must Love Dogs movie webbie.

Hopelessly apoplectic, yet very puffy female seeks nice man who enjoys the slow bloom of peanut butter & jelly, loves football, Plastic and long rambling poetry. Let’s meet for bacon – I'll be wearing a certain look and carrying a single green possum in my right hand.

Wonky female straight-shooter lawyer in a bit of emotional pain seeks cuddly drag racing Blue Cheese man for a long Sunday afternoon full of club-hopping across a European country filled with gargoyles. Is this you? If so, call me!

I am a 21 year-old female looking for A Swift Kick in the Pants. I love to eat my weight in chocolate buck naked while listening to elevatormusic. My perfect match would be a bright type of perceptive who enjoys moonlit walks on the beach, pina coladas and watching television. It doesn't matter to me if they have flat feet, as long as they know how to make the perfect martini with furbies. Sound good to you? Then give me a call!

Your Ideal Relationship is Casual Dating

Maybe you're looking for love...
But mostly you're looking for fun.
You could get serious with the right person.
For now, though, you're enjoying playing the field.

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

How You Life Your Life

You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.

You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.

You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it. (harvard. law. school.)

How Do You Live Your Life?

OMFG. SUPER ACCURATE!!

Zis is Weenie's. Hilarious.

Hopelessly skittish, yet very boring female seeks nice man who enjoys the slow bloom of roast beef, loves football, Paper and long rambling fine wines. Let’s meet for sausage links – I'll be wearing a smoldering smile and carrying a single black bakua in my right hand.

Zis is AYAMS. Fake one lah. but who cares? Certainly not chikin and beef.

Qooey female dreamer professional wrestler in a bit of physical pain seeks fragrant cheating Russian man for a brief Sunday afternoon full of mountain climbing across a tropical island filled with qoos. Is this you? If so, call me!

Tis Chikins. Horse is buying her a pink beetle. As in the bug, not the car. aww.

I am a 21 year-old female looking for The Worst of Times. I love to eat my weight in chocolate in my bed while listening to bubblegumpop. My perfect match would be a passionate type of perceptive who enjoys moonlit walks on the beach, getting caught in the rain and watching television. It doesn't matter to me if they have cooties, as long as they know how to party with horses. Sound good to you? Then give me a call!

Blah.

2005-07-20T14:59:00.000+08:00

Your Survivor Palau Twin is Ian

Goofy, but an all around nice person.

The Napolean Dynamite of Survivor!

Whoo. My darling Ian. Whee. doesnt he look a little like johnny depp? (: haha. <333>

Who Are You From Survivor Palau?

You Are Rocky Road Ice Cream

Unpredictable and wild, you know how to have fun.
You're also a trendsetter who takes risks with new things.
You know about the latest and greatest - and may have invented it.
You are most compatible with vanilla ice cream.

LOL COOL. i like rocky road. Vanilla, anyone?

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

You Are a Frappacino

At your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern

At your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent

You drink coffee when: you're craving something sweet

Your caffeine addiction level: low

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Totally Accurate! And i only drink frapacinos, so this is super right(:

Your Career Type: Enterprising

You are engertic, ambitious, and sociable.
Your talents lie in politics, leading people, and selling things or ideas.

You would make an excellent:

Auctioneer - Bank President - Camp Director
City Manager - Judge - Lawyer
Recreation Leader - Real Estate Agent - Sales Person
School Principal - Travel Agent - TV Newscaster

The worst career options for your are investigative careers, like mathematician or architect.

What's Your Ideal Career?

Bloody hell. Principal??? Still. Lawyer n judge. Ohyea...

You Should Learn French

C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up...

What Language Should You Learn?

Your Blogging Type is Commanding and Larger Than Life

In blogging circles, you tend to rise to the top with your take charge personality.
You are driven to solve problems, connect bloggers, and be an influential force.
You are also motivated to keep your blog fresh and high quality.
Your hard work has paid off - you set a high standard for other bloggers to aspire to.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

Your Power Color Is Indigo

At Your Highest:

You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.

At Your Lowest:

You require a lot of attention and praise.

In Love:

You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are.

How You're Attractive:

You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic.

Your Eternal Question:

"Does This Work Into My Future Plans?"

What's Your Power Color?

You Are a Chick Rocker!

You're living proof that chicks can rock
You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas
And when you rock, you rock hard
(Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!)

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Guy groupies. That, is disturbing. Actually groupies in general are disturbing. Joan Jett is funny. "I hate myself for loving you!" lol...

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

Ha. I am fairly normal. Subnormal then? the pic is tres cool. WHY AM I LISTENING TO AVRIL LAVIGNE? Bloody fck. COMPLICAAATED :/

Everything That's Wrong With the World.

2005-07-15T08:53:00.000+08:00

GOAWAY. I am sick+PMSing+stressed. And therefore i assume the world owes me a living and i have the right to be pissed with everyone and everything in the whole wide world. Also, my pad is leaking, i mention converstationally. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

#1 PERN. Pern is a pooey glob of sheer perness, begging to be pissed at. He is currently trying to boot me off my chair, claiming i have broken my promise to let him use the com, sounding uncannily like sunzhongsan. I do not like having a sunzhonsan clone living in my house, thankyoo very much. Also, he's a superior little buttbrain. When he saw my math pt, he plonked himself next to me, and announced: i got distinction for economics LEH. Well bloody good for you pern, can you leave me along now? Well he didn't. He attempted to write an assumption for me, he took 1/2 hr, THIRTY MINUTES, ONE THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED SECONDS to write ONE EFFING SENTENCE. WHICH WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suzy is a million times better than him at math. But then suzy's a million times better at math than everyone.

#2 NKF idiots. Golden taps. What shit. Durrai ought to be decapitated; I'd certainly be happy to assist, in all my nose-blowing angst. Bet all the poor little do-gooders want to kick their own little heads in, knowing all their lying-on-swordsy, squeezing-into-lunchboxey hoo-haa has gone to Durrai's golden taps. Mrs Goh says: It's peanuts. "My Head" [as boo would say; a combi of 'my foot' and 'your head'?]. She is a classless brainless gormless senseless [i am the living thesaraus hear me sneeze] little twit of a git. Just cos she gets to stuff her lil face in front of the cam when the annual NKFshow comes, she advocates anything and everything durrai does. Just because she gets to say: call 19008085 [or wdv... i don't watch] everyyear on tv, she thinks there is nothing wrong with durrai wasting money that could help people on GOLDEN TAPS. Extravagance, extravagance, i rant. I should do something about this. I'm going to join NKF for a much more worthy cause than Golden Taps. Manolo Blahniks :) [ps this is a joke PM if you are reading this -.- wo pa le ni. lighten up for godssake]

#3 My nose. It is running of the hook in the day and it hurts like hell at night. ARGH. i wanted to wrench it off last night. The highly unpleasant pain interrupted me from a dream about harry potter. it was the preview of the half-blooded prince LEH. BLOODY NOSE.

#4 Open house script. Buble and I [pavarottay] did the script. Shall paste it here. Tis revolting

Physics Open House: May the Force be with You
SCRIPT
by ZheelzePavarotti and CKzeMichaelBuble.

Characters

Yoda: Tiddy, Carmen, Sal
Obi-Wan: Suvee, Vorn, Zheel
Anakin: Si Ning, See, Suzy
Presenters: CK, Dawn, Germ, Urine, Chew, PERSON X.

Scene 1 [and only]

Yoda: Time it is. Educate the young we must! [flourish saber-bottle]

Anakin: ME. ME. ME. [like a dumb deadpan version of Hermione granger perhaps.]

Obi-Wan: What is your name, Young Jedi?

Anakin: -beat of silence- [blank expression.]

Obi-Wan: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, YOUNG JEDI?? [waves hands furiously about, ala male-ame. this is to buy time. hopefully funny. But no one gets our class jokes so wdv…]

Anakin: -jumps- My name is -pause- ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

Yoda: -raises green furry eyebrow- [to obi wan. stage whispers.] Couldn't you have looked at his name-tag?

Obi wan: -waves hand imperiously- small matter, my dear yoda. we shall now instruct Anakin on ze art of ze force!

Yoda: -Holds bottle- See here this bottle! I mean, SEE HERE THIS SABER. THIS is the weapon of infinite FORCE! BEHOLD!

Anakin: -dubiously- IT IS?

Obi-Wan: QUESTION NOT THE POWER OF THE FORCE! OBSERVE! -does bottle trick. Successfully please.-

Anakin: OOOOOO. [remember. DEADPAN.]

Yoda: Yes. "OOOO" [makes brackets with fingers]. Try thee now, young Jedi.

Anakin: -outraged- But I have no professional training! [bloody hell this is SO lame. William hung jokes are century old. Oh well, perfect for parents then.]

Obi-Wan: Right he is, yoda. Teach him we must. [holds up finger.]

Yoda: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU. And You, and you and you etc [points finger around at parents and p6.]

-ZE END.- [and then we explain w charts yadayada.]

Now, wasn't that horrid? SIGH. william hung jokes of all things. i disgust me.

#5 MY BRAIN and the fact that it is not working. My brain has gone AWOL. Help. I was attempting to do math assignment [which is actually easy] and i just simply could not! After a few false starts, i felt my brain LITERALLY begin to WINCE. It is an oddly unpleasant sensation, i have to say. Theres even an accompanying ZNNGGing sound. OWWW. i wince as my brain winces. how odd.

#6 MATT IS OUT OF MANHUNT. WHATTHEBLOODYFUCK. BLINDMORONS. GOONS. My poor HOTHOTHOTHOT matt...

#7 DUMBLEDORE DIEDED! effing jk rowling. i am tempted to boycott the next book. but i knwo this is an empty threat. SIGH. first sirius then dumbledore!! Bloody snape. Bloody Rowling. Bloody Harry.

on a happier note,

Matt is still really hot. and i bought 10 new books from borders.

I am going to wring my brain now,
ZHeelZeBeef.

Syntex Error

2005-07-08T22:19:00.000+08:00

I didn't want to waste time blogging cos we are up to our ear's in PT, but boo is my motivation. Oh boo, ever the SCANDALOUS. I'm glad it's all nought with Sibi the shit [and reportedly shitty debater acc to suvee's anish aka donut/hibiscus [dont ask me why he's called hibiscus. points at CK aka MICHAEL BUBBLE (buble). I'm pavarotti. -OPERASINGS-]

Why the Hype? Well toto-chan, that's why. The math teacher, Jeremy [toto as christened by lusty gal] chan. who is supposedly 'hot' [says sining] and 'charming' [sighs boo]. BUT HE'S SO SHORT. And looks like warren [of warren and geokpoh] So i am a tad predjudiced against him cos i hated warren. But he seems nice enough. I think i am a pinkerton. I only find ang-mohs hot. Haha. Well the derrick of project superstar is really cute though. :) geokpoh agrees.

What did boo do? WE-EELL, On the first math lesson [while Sining and Soovitar were suddenly going on about how 'I LOVE MATH!', boo was being all nonchalent and "aiyoo... why are they like THAT. He's not even that cute." and then...

BOOM the Epiphany! It all happened during today's lesson [and with NO influence of the toto whatsoever, I think trigo rocks. Well except for the SYNTEX ERROR PRETENDER next to me.] when the toto leaned over to help suvee [who must have been getting slap happy just sniffing the toto] when it hit boo that he had a certain 'charm'. WELLWELLWELL. "He looks charming when he's bending over like that. PERHAPS I SHOULD FAKE A SYNTEX ERROR" Says Boo comtemplatively and I QUOTE theeee exact wordss. [ yf is totally amusing might i add, clueless bout all things pop-culture, from ipods to wwf. i, on the other hand, am miss pop-culture junkie. Which is why i actually knew who 'Twiggy' is when Andes' dad mentioned it during assembly. Andes btw is my kindergarden classmate and nini's fellow sports school soccer person. But anyway. They are angmohs. Not hot angmohs though. The smart chess bro is really cute. too bad he's 9. i'm no paedo-ayam. more on ayam later.] Yf and I COLAPSE in a heap of strange banshee shrieks, the strange banshees we are. Boo [thankfully] decides against throwing herself at the totos glorious feet and our dysfunctional tableship returns to normal. For now.

Then OHOHO. Toto comes over, leans down and HELPS BOO on his own accord too!! She turns impossibly red, while yf and i turn purple with the lack of oxygen, choking our laughter filled gills. Toto must think we're mad, but hey, save it for someone [like,say, BOO] who cares. A note has been passed round bout the Consideration about Syntex Error Faking, and the whole class is waggling fingers at boo. "You've ruined my reputation!" shrieks the temmongong [the old proud git she is]. I'll have to say I agree with her.

BUT but but. That ees not all. Ohno, "my dear friends" [in true style of vornie's beloved Ktan(:] Boo shrieks a while later, upsetting my centre of calmness. "OMG OMG! HE SMILED AT ME!" I turn to yf and snort hard on my abused gills, and pass another note. Boo now denies the statement, and pleads for me to take back the note. She's even willing to do my indiv math pt [which i haven't started, and yf has finished. What polar opposites we are.] But NOTHING, NOTHING is better than humiliating the dear temmongong. And i mean NOTHING. but i guess you'd have figured that by now. I wish boo would still do my math pt for me now, but she's already six feet under in embarrasment for being labelled a brazen hussy, so i think it's not quite the time to ask.

What is it with RGS and male teachers?? God it's like we've never seen males before. So... despo [for lack of a better word]. Do not, do not, i repeat give me the bullshit ahlau crap. He's ugly, my philo is better than him and HE'S UGLY. I think i've made my point. Lol. Anyway. It's like during valentines day people write love messages to ktan and james ong. I mean, UGH, pick [on] someone your own age [and in your leageue!]. People like the subject cos the teacher is hot or wdv. Ayam has her mizar, Boo has toto, Vorn has Ktan and Suvee likes em all. Tsktsktsk. But really. I shouldnt be sounding so disdainful. Give me a hot geog teacher like Matt [of Manhunt] and i promise you i will LOVE geog, i will get a 4.0, i will take geog for A-levels. [in case you dont get it, im bloody shit at geog.] So sue me.

yesyes anyway i have to throw this in, ayam and mizar are fated [dont be mad qoo. you're more attainable lah. no worries mate.]. He had to be from [of ALL schools, AYAM'S! Peiying, yes.] HOHO. And he always looks distraught and despondent when AYAM IS ABSENT for history, which is rather often [so sad] actually. But he is in all honesty quite a good hist teacher lah, made our whole class get As [claps for ayams mizar. thankew!]. Like Ktan is a good physics teacher. So now it is yet to be seen if TOTO CAN TEACH. Hotness aint count for nothing. Well at least if you're not as hot as Matt [aaahhh now I'M slap happy. =))) ]

Also, ame has decided to kick her juju addiction. keep watching [in vain] for my next post!

More Blogthingies, yes.

2005-06-25T14:49:00.000+08:00

Your #1 Love Type: ESTP

The Doer
In love, you are charming, and known for sweeping people off their feet.
For you, sex is fun and a great way to be in the moment with someone.
Overall, you are witty, generous, and flirty.
However, you tend to ignore conflict and get bored with people easily.
Best matches: ISFJ or ISTJ

Your #2 Love Type: ENTP

The Visionary
In love, you are always trying to improve and grow your relationship.
For you, sex should be a spontaneous adventure.
Overall, you are magnetic, inspiring, and a charmer.
However, you tend to get bored and want to change partners frequently.
Best matches: INFJ and INTJ

Riiiiight.

What's Your Love Type?

Your Inner European is Spanish!

Energetic and lively.
You bring the party with you!

Bah. I like italian better.

Who's Your Inner European?

Your Political Profile

Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Hmm yea i agree with this.

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

Your Leo Drinking Style

You love to drink and dance -- you're likely a fabulous dancer. [as iffff...]

You're usually pretty a good drinker as well, losing your commanding dignity and turning kittenish.
Of course, you're quite aware you're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all.
You generally know your limit, probably because you loathe losing self-control. [ha]

When you get over-refreshed, flirting will ensue -- and perhaps not with the person what brought you.
But you are not the type to break rules even when drunk, so others try to ignore your naughty behavior.
You'll just make up for it with a sheepish (and hung over) apology the next day.

[god... so ayam, no?]

Your Signature Cocktails

Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, you often have a taste for the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Your sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of course. [like lychee margaritas!]

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Edward Norton, Bill Clinton, Madonna, Debra Messing, Martha Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christian Slater, and Fred Durst. [yay like debra messing!]

What's Your Alcohoroscope?

Felt guilty for neglecting ol'goon-arse [thats my blogname] so i slapped on some blogthings. Ever the loving blog owner i am, indeed. bleah. This workshit thing is SO depressing. RUTH HAS A CAST JUST COS SHE FRACTURED HER THUMB. goodgod. Joshua the fuck is a total pervert. The have found out what oral sex is. I am hardly suprised. Ohwell look forward to reading bout ayam and mizar the peiying alumni ppl on my next entree in 2010.

Cheers,
[aiyee this is so linnlohish. whom ahbok told my parents loves me muchly. wdv. my parents are impressed w ol'bockers. Predictably. esp pern, the little suck-uppy ol git.]
Zheel

Yea baby!

2005-06-25T11:37:00.000+08:00

Went to see mdm siti in hospital today. Cute scrunchy baby!!! I carried it. I am goot at carrying babies, i say with much aplomb. wheedles. tis called Adam. Gleneagles baby like me and SSU. whee! Only me urine and the raisin showed up. The rest of the bloody idiots were thankfully dead. Anyway this post is just to tell mdm siti

CONGRATULATIONS!
We luff you and baby loads and loads!!!!!!

Your English Skills:

Grammar: 100%

Vocabulary: 100%

Punctuation: 100%

Spelling: 80%

HO. I is most pleased with myself. Do try it, it isnt too difficult.

Does Your English Cut the Mustard?

ps. read the previous post. all the interesting stuff is there.

AND TAG!!!

Go look at the Ocean

2005-06-24T15:18:00.000+08:00

I is back from Phuket and looking like a lobster [albeit a slightly undercooked one] Today marks the return and also the final instalment of AALL [ames's amazing love life, for all you senile morons. DEXTERCHAN this is FOR YOU.]

Now anyway i am at an extremely crucial juncture of my life where i am being influenced by the people around me. Though i am hardly sure that is a good thing

Firstly, i have the OVER-PROTECTIVE CLEAN-FREAK NARKY GODMOTHER syndrome. I guess it is chain reaction. I am constantly shrieking at my own godsons [jaime and joshua who are ABSOLUT darlings mua mua mua] that they are being dirty. Aiyee. But well jaime [9 months] eats anything and everything, including MY SHOES so i guess this nagging is not completely unfounded. Oh i love them so. Jaime looks like the cute lil thing from Madagascar. Whee. And josh is belli funny. Shall elaborate later.

Secondly, i have inherited Pern's neurotic habit of OBSESIVELY peeling any price-tag in sight. I used to LOVE price tags and would yell at pern for peeling them, but now i realise I LIKE TO PEEL THOSE TOO. Although in my defence, i like peeling many other things such as toe-nails and nail-polish, so this is just a healthy addition. I hope. Spare me the Pernism already. I still love Kino-tags dearly, of course. DARLING KINO!

Thirdly:

miss.sixty retro]rainbow i carry your heart"(i carry it in my heart) says:
I LOVE GREEN!
miss.sixty retro]rainbow i carry your heart"(i carry it in my heart) says:
ohno im tiddy.

Well there u go! Soon i will begin shrieking about Potatoes and ULU PANDAN [IS THE BEST!] whatever the hell THAT is.

Forthly, I LIKE MANHUNT. SUVEE!!!!!!!! Shrieks and points finger accusingly.

Now moving on to tell you bout my rather short [but nonetheless FUN] trip.

The cheap immitations stuff is really so cheap and immitation so i didn't buy anything from the beach markets. Ame would have liked the slut tanks though.
ALTHOUGH I DID BUY [wait for it now...]
Upside of Anger and Alot Like Love DVDs [shrieks in PURE DELIGHT.WHEEDLESS!]

My cousin [joshie and jaime's mommy] was like, "Jill you didn't buy anything eh? Very good self control!" Mommy and Pern choked on their [outrageously expensive] haagen diaz ice creams.

On the last day though, my shoppaholism was pumping through my veins, desperate for a release, an outlet, SOMETHING. So we went to central mall. The shoppy-nerves died and went to heaven. LO AND BEHOLD.

50% off Chicklit right before my eyes. Ended up with about 6 books S$10 each. BLOODY STEAL I SAY, ever the accomplished bargain hunter. Pats self.

Next we went to esprit. WAAAH so cheap i exclaimed. EVERYTHING was like on sale. Emerged with a nice green tee [about $20] and short sleeved black hoodie [$31 ONLY!]. Finally we hopped about a bit, and then went to MAN U SHOP. Whee [cue raynor: glorrryy glooryy man uniiiiited] Everything was miraculously 1/3 the price of the singapore man u shop. And the stuff was a whole lot nicer. Bought pink shorts [$15, half price] and pink tee [$20 plus.] Also bought tees for josh and jaime. Our family is unbashedly pro-man u, no matter what detractors may say. Well except luzerne who likes ARSEnal. Well POO CHELSEA too i say for good measure. I think liverpool is alright. I am semi pro-liverpool.

At the air port shop i also bought an adiddas green tee [yay for GREEN! i say in true tiddy style, faltering only sliiightly with dismay.]

I have made a groundbreaking discovery! Almost-two year olds are more adapt at the art of subtility than most of us almost-fourteen year olds! Now as you know pernie is a highly act-cute blob of pure goopiness, and his victim was poor lil' joshie. When he was rather pissed by pern, he quietly suggested: "Uncle Mike, go look at the Ocean." Translated it means: BUGGER OFF YOU POO. And Pern is really Grand-uncle to him but let's allow him to feel young today shall we. When Pern didn't get it [thus showing his intelligence... or lack thereof], josh said considerably less subtly: "Go Away." Now it didn't sound rude cos josh is a darling and is vewie sweet, but pern was chastened nontheless and proceeded to irritate jamie, who promptly WAILED but i know he means: BUGGER OFF YOU POO.

Another shocking discovery: there are child whores who are like OUR AGE. Omfg. There was one dining with an ancient angmoh in the european cafe, and we were all animatedly gossiping if she was his daughter or hussy. And then she held his hand lovingly and we had our answer. EEW. God. He could be sent to jail for satutory rape. EFF YOU PERVY ANGMOH AHGONG.

Lastly, i am officially declaring war on the custom BITCHFACE. I despise custom officers of ANY country cept for the [rare] nice ones who smile at you. Well this one was a effing arse and a fugly one at that. Well i was listening to my ipod when she said something which sounded to me like: lukintucamel! I was like, WHAT? and removed my headphones. LUKINTU CAMALA she says, with an extra 'A'. WHAT??? CAMALA!!!!!!!!!!!! she bellows, obviously pissed that i can't understand her perfect english. CAMALAAA!! She shrieks gesturing wildly to what looks like a magic eight ball to me. And then it dawns: CAMERA.

And now the moment you [ame] have been waiting for...
ladies and... ladies put your hands together for

AME'S AMAZING LOVE LIFE:
It's OVER!

I'm so sorry guys this is LONG over due, ame was hounding me so here it is. Feast thy orbs!

ame ___this belongs to you:
update to you, i blocked dexter

ame ___this belongs to you:
and im not unblocking him ever again

ame ___this belongs to you:
blocked him for the same old usual reasons

miss sixty 'FatBottomedGirls:
i take it that you are completely over him??

ame ___this belongs to you:
yes i am

ame ___this belongs to you:
COMPLETELY OVER HIM [i bolded this, not mrs goh]

So yes dexty, you pushed your luck and i guess thats one push too many. No she can't forgive and forget. So all the better to eff you with. (:

"Don't cry lah..."

The Sleepover

2005-06-20T17:43:00.000+08:00

I am updating after a lightyear so you had better find this interesting AMELIA.

You see, ame complained that my last entree was boring. She admitted that it was because there was nothing about her [and ayam] in it. Tsk. PUBLICITY WH... i mean LIKER.

Anyway i shall tell you about the bbq and sleepoverwhich took place long long ago [1 week?].
The participants are as follows:

-Ruth [p3, motor mouth and tattle-tale. human massager. Friend.]
-Sarah [p6, whinny and black-headsie. highly introspective. Friend.]
-Joshua [p5, perverted, high-pantsy, "act cool not cool" acc to ruth. Friend/nemesis]
-Dillion [p2, looks muchly like a pineapple as ck has observed. Calls vipers survivors. Cousin]
-Dominick [sec 2, obsessed w computers, happy tree friends and opposing his mother. Cousin]
-Rachel [p2, bossy bootsie, blabbery. Poor quality human massager. Friend]
-Samuel [p5, highly act cool with unfathomably gravity defying hair. vain pokk. Friend]
-Daniel [sec 3, muchly short sighted, klutzy; constantly falls into rivers. Friend.]
-Zheel [sec 2, THE MOST WONDERFULLEST PERSON THEY HAVE EVER MET.]

Well i went for tuition during the bbq so i cant tell much about it, but from what i have been informed, it involved alot of eating and pool games where the kiddies attempted to get out of the pool and would be thrown back in by Dominick and Daniel at which point they would try again. Needless to say i wasn't missing much.

[I'm sorry if this is boring for you ame. Perhaps you would like to read your own blog. (:]

We watched what women want, were made to listen to "1985" 1985 times [or so i estimated] by joshua the fucker. [fuck is his favourite word you see. so calling him fucker is really a compliment]

YadaYada then it was time to sleep, the remaining girls [me ruth and sarah] in my room and the guys [dominick and joshua] in the com room. It consisted of chatter and snoring mostly. And wrestling for the comforter in the case of me and sarah. Joshua was doing sit ups in middle of night, and his panting was mistaken for home-sick sobbing. When ruth sarah and i gleefully suggested this, he looked duely offended. HEE.

Ohyes and THEN, they suddenly dropped a nice big bomb of a question: WHAT IS ORAL SEX?

Theory #1 by Sarah: People spitting sperms into each other by Mouth.
Theory #2 by Joshua: Talking about sex [as iffff...]
Theory #3 by Joshua: Kissing.

Ogod and they wouldnt stop asking. I couldn't tell them cos i should not further polute their already perverted minds. The repercussions would be huge, imagine if they tried to... Experiment. [ewwwwwwwwww.] I then pretended to go to sleep so they would shut their traps. The next morning, the MOMENT i opened my eyes, sarah all but pounced: CAN U TELL ME WHAT ORAL SEX IS NOW???????? well i bloody can't darlings.

Anyway daniel rachel and samuel are coming to stay tomorrow.

I hope no one does sit ups at night.

Blogthingoes 3

2005-06-15T20:06:00.000+08:00

Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp

What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest
Why You Love Him: He's the Mack Daddy

Who's Your Daddy?

OMG! -hyperventilates!- i have decided to like Pern since he is secretly Johnny Depp incognito.

Congratulations , you are...

Scarlett Ting of joewei.blogspot.com

You are independent, smart and beautiful. Its too bad you don't see that yourself because life's little difficulties brought down a lot of your self confidence. As a result, you talk cryptic and you don't trust people easily. You care a lot for your friends and your loved ones, sometimes even more than you care for yourself, although they don't always seem to appreciate it. Don't let that affect you. As the saying goes, you don't miss the water till the well runs dry. So hang in there, you're a star in the making.

Which Singaporean Blogger Are You?

lol better than xiaxue...

You Know You're Addicted to Friends When...

You named your cats Chandler and Phoebe [Chandler!!!!]

You have had dreams where you're the seventh Friend. [ha]

You *seriously* consider naming your future daughter Emma.

You can tell within 10 seconds of the beginning of the episodes exactly which one it is - and you can instantly remember what will happen. [alot of timesyes]

You can't go one day without a Friends reference.

You are forever writing scripts for a Friends movie and sending them in (even if you have received several thousand rejection letters)

Your favourite words are - Doi, Yuh-hu and Nu-uh [lol]

You only ever buy magazines because they have something to do with FRIENDS in them

You get your hair cut like Jennifer Aniston's (even if it looks terrible on you)

You are able to perfectly re-enact every episode line-by-line

You are always refering to real life incidents as 'The One With......'

You have made a soundtrack out of all of Phoebe's songs and you listen to it all day long [ogod haha]

You've taped every episode of FRIENDS since the very first one, and watch the tapes continually [not ALL. alot maybe]

You refuse to drink any beverage (especially coffee/tea) if it isn't served in one of the cups like the ones they have at Central Perk

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Friends. [whee!]

Get Your Own Addicted Meme Here

More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings

You Are 45% Normal
(Somewhat Normal)

While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on

But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

How Normal Are You?

haha me and ayam have the same % lol...

The Visionary

You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.
You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.
Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.

You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor.

HA. I got thinker but i dont think i am, LEAST OF ALL A MATHEMATICIAN! So i deleted it!

What's Your Personality Type?

JILLTANJIEEN

J is for Jealous
I is for Important
L is for Lovesick
L is for Logical
T is for T
A is for Arty
N is for Normal
J is for Joyous
I is for Impassioned
E is for Edgy
E is for Entertaining
N is for Nutty

LOVESICK WTF??????????? What Does Your Name Mean?

Your Porn Star Name is: Busty de Lusty

OMG. THIS IS AME'S!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Get your own Porn Star Name

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Urine is your soulmate.

You truly love Suvee.

You consider Horsebreather your true friend.

You know that Ben Mao is always thinking of you.

You'll remember The Beng for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Myself??? is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Sarah is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Ayam is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Ayam changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think CK is shy and nonconfrontational. And that CK has a hidden internet romance.

What Do You Think of Your Friends?

Blogthingoes 2

2005-06-14T18:03:00.000+08:00

You Are 19 Years Old

19
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

Haha ok IM NORMAL. I LUFF SPONGEBOB! Still...

What Age Do You Act?

Float On by Modest Mouse

"Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans"

Laid back and real, people appreciated you for you are in 2004.

Oh yea... (:

What 2004 Hit Song Are You?

Whee. I am writing this post ahead of time. I am going to write entrees ahead of time and publish them cos im going to be really busy when school starts. (: Thats a bit lame yea, but nevermind. It's pragmatic. Isn't it? It is. I am sounding so insecure, needing reassurance. PFFT.

You Are A Fun Friend

You're the one who keeps your group laughing
And you've always got an idea for something fun to do
The party's not complete without you
And you wouldn't miss it for the world

FUNFUNFUN! [cue madagascar music: iliketoMOVEITMOVEIT iliketoMOVEITMOVEIT XD]

What Kind of Friend Are You?

You Will Die at Age 85

85
Congratulations! You take good care of yourself.
You're poised to live a long, healthy life.

WAHHH SO OLD?

What Age Will You Die?

You May Be a Bit Histrionic ...

Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention.
And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed.
You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate.
If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more!

HEY! Poo. At least i got Miss Piggy. She was my childhood hero cos she ate chocs for breakfast.

What Personality Disorder Are You?

Your Extroversion Profile:

Assertiveness: Very High

Excitement Seeking: Very High

Activity Level: High

Cheerfulness: High

Friendliness: Medium

Sociability: Medium

How Extroverted Are You?

Blogthingoes

2005-06-14T16:34:00.000+08:00

Your IQ Is 120

Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Above Average

HEE. I am rather pleased. The math thing is highly inaccurate OBVIOUSLY. PFFT. The Verbal Part is SO easy (: haha. at least to me.

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Your Expression Number is 5

A total multi-tasker, you have a wide variety of talents.
You're very versatile and able to change at a drop of a hat.
A free spirit, you crave change and adventure.

Clever and quick witted, you can convince anyone of anything.
You can do anything you desire... though this sometimes gets you in trouble!
Very popular, you're always thinking up new ways to entertain and amuse your friends.

Your restless and impatient attitude means you don't stay with projects for long.
You tend to be erratic and scattered - it's hard for you to focus.
You often find yourself in a state of flux with constantly changing interests.

What's Your Expression Number?

poo. i wanted 7. but this is rather me, eh?

Your Geek Profile:

Movie Geekiness: Highest

Academic Geekiness: High

Music Geekiness: High

Fashion Geekiness: Low

Gamer Geekiness: Low

Geekiness in Love: Low

General Geekiness: Low

Internet Geekiness: Low

SciFi Geekiness: Low

Ha agree(:

How Geeky Are You?

Your Taste in Music:

80's Alternative: Highest Influence

90's Alternative: High Influence

Adult Alternative: High Influence

Alternative Rock: High Influence

Punk: High Influence

90's Hip Hop: Medium Influence

90's Pop: Medium Influence

90's Rock: Medium Influence

Classic Rock: Medium Influence

R&B: Medium Influence

80's Pop: Low Influence

Progressive Rock: Low Influence

Ska: Low Influence

oo. interesting to have it all pegged out so specifically. i bet most of u [except suvee and ck] would even KNOW 10% of the bands/singers listed. Don't stare at me [or your comp screen] in utter disbelief, TRY IT.

How's Your Taste in Music?

You Are 70% Extrovert, 30% Introvert

You are quite outgoing
You are a social connector - you know a ton of people
While you aren't a wild extrovert, you are a great talker
A fantastic storyteller, you keep everyone laughing

Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

Yea quite true i guess. THESE THINGS ARE ADDICTIVE!

You Are 25% Left Brained, 75% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Just as I expected. Hmph BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT PERSUASION! odear. i will make a crap debater then. Boohoo. Ha but its true, i dont have good logic.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

You are 80% Leo

WHEE AYAM. SAME AS YOU. YAAAAY LEOs!

How much do you match your zodiac sign?

Your EQ is

133 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.

Wah. Not bad eh? Ha! TAKE THAT PERNIE!

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Your Dominant Thinking Style:

Exploring

You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name.
You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs.

An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles.
You show people how to question their models of the world.

Your Secondary Thinking Style:

Experimenting

You're all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them.
You see life as your lab - and you're always trying out new things, people, and ideas.

The master of mix and match, you're always coming up with unique combinations.
You are good at getting a group to reach consensus.

(: this thing is very flattering. EGOTRIP!

What's Your Thinking Style?

What Your Dreams Mean...

Your dreams seem to show that you're a very well adjusted and happy person.
Overall, you are very content in your life.
You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.

Ha yea i guessed as much... i almost always have HAPPYHAPPY dreams (:

What Do Your Dreams Mean?

You are a Princess, accustomed to only the
best. Elegant and poised, you believe in High
Standards, and like your standards to be met.
You are gracious and kind, to those you find
deserving; but woe betide anyone who does not
meet your standards, you would dismiss them
with a casual wave of your hand. Not only do
you set high standards for others, you set them
for yourself also, and sometimes find yourself
struggling to meet them. Most of your life you
have gained what you wanted, probably an only
or youngest child, you put you first. However,
saying that, you are not entirely
self-centred,it's simply you've learnt to put
yourself first. When moved, you are capable of
empathy and kindness, and would willingly do
your best to help others; but your life so far
has taught you, that you must come first. You
are also well learned.

At your best, you are
kind, gracious, noble and focused; at your
worst you are selfish, dismissive and stubborn.
If you don't agree with something, you would
nod your head graciously, and refuse to be
swayed.

You are special, and everyone should
know that.

Hee i wanted to get TOAD. FUN!

Are you a Princess, Enchantress, Faerie, Mermaid or Toad? (with pictures!)
brought to you by Quizilla

Virginia Ham

2005-06-13T18:05:00.000+08:00

We have lots on the agenda today. First we will discuss the shopping trip with sarah and ruth SANS JOSHUA [hiphurray]. I am having blogger's block. ARGH. Please forgive if i am a tad bland today.

Well it was rather good, except MY FEET BLOODY HURT. Those dkny shoes... were NOT made for shopping. From an aesthetic standpoint, flawless. From a pragmatic one, a JOKE. Oh well. PRETTY SHOES I SAY IN OBLIVION.

Went to HMV first. MyGODD. The Death Cab For Cutie CDs are like 40 bucks. I had to exchange Luzerne's blue cd [which his mommy didnt want him to have] with an Idlewild one. I LIKE EET. Can u believe he LIKES BLUE? ogod. mutters. Well better than westlife i say, ever the optimist. Unfortunately he also despises Gorillaz so i am rather worried. Nvm. Shall force Taking Back Sunday down his throat. Should be fairly safe.

Then we went to guess to buy ruth an uber-cute grey pleated skirt. WHICH WE DIDN'T BUY IN THE END COS THE LITTIL KIDDY COULD'T TELL A GOOD SKIRT IF IT SMACKED HER IN THE FACE. nvm. she's only eight. -deep breathing. inhale, exhale-

There. All better. Almost except.... I SPOTTED A TOMMY HILFIGER SKIRT ONLY $50, was half price, AND MOMMY SAYS SWEETLY, "You are just window shopping, are you?" Bloody hell i'm NOT. I WANT THAT SKIRT. GRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Nevermind. We shall be CALM yes we shall. Next we went to kino. Darling Kino. With the ever tempting array of chicklit. Argh. Did you know that i have been SUBSISTING ON ACTUAL BOOKS for quite some time? Honest, look at all the titles i bought the last two times. But sigh yes it got to me, and i immerged with 2 out of 4 of my books being chicklit. 20% off! Sarah bought 4 books too... She actually picked from the fiction [adults] section, but my mommy visibly balked when she caught sarah picking a book with the tagline "Lots of Good Sex" on it. Sarah's mommy Alice says NO LOVE STORIES, what more tawdry sex tales. Tsktsk goes the mum. And makes sarah go to the teens/kids section.

Ruth says rather loudly at the cashier. "You know what i said when my mom asked if i wanted VIRGINIA HAM? I said i want VAGINA HAM!"

Mommy the chikin gawped for all about 5 seconds before quickly telling the cashier, "she's not my daughter." Quick reflexes for a chikin i should say.

We later went to the shop where i bought my nice wallet, where i bought a VERY VERY VERY nice file. Ruth bought a nice note-book of a same design. PRETTYYY. LIKE.

[Momentus Interruptus]

Your True Birth Month Is July

Tactful [nah..]

Honest [yes]

Friendly [subjective]

Secretive [ok lah]

Homebody [YES!]

Sentimental [no...]

Hardworking [again, subjective]

Approachable [not really.]

Fun to be with [ha y'think?]

Has reputation [erm. right.]

Not revengeful [MY FOOT!]

Easily consoled [err.]

Very emotional [NOT!]

Wary and sharp [hmm yes?]

Waits for friends [depends]

Likes to be quiet [NOT!]

Witty and snarky [haha yea]

Caring and loving [pfftt...]

Loves to be alone [sortof. sometimes.]

Overly concerned [about? this is so vague]

Loves to be loved [HA YAY!]

Treats others equally [Erm. No.]

Puts in effort in work [English and Lit and History.]

Takes pride in oneself [Hmm yea i guess. ie ego?]

Moody and easily hurt [nope. this is SO ayam]

No difficulties in studying [yes lah. Math? Chinese?]

Strong sense of sympathy [not reaaally.]

Forgiving but never forgets [Hmm. not forgiving.]

Quiet unless excited or tensed [NO.]

Not aggressive unless provoked [i guess?]

Concerned about people's feelings [ha sometimes]

Temperamental and unpredictable [hoy. hmm..]

Judge people through observations [oyea...]

Easily hurt but takes long to recover [nope]

Guides others physically and mentally [ha. riiight.]

Dislikes the nonsensical and unnecessary [nahh]

Difficult to fathom and to be understood [really? cool]

Sensitive and forms impressions carefully [i see.]

Always broods about the past and the old friends [vot?]

What's Your True Birth Month?

Hey JULY yay! I am born in the right month. Though it actually doesn't quite suit me. But no such thing as 100% accuracy so WHEE! It is SO ayam, don't ya think? Talking about July i have been tossing some ideas around. Do u think theme-parties [no... no more theme PARKS] are too juvenille? I LIKE.

Theme party / Movie Marathon Thingy. We shall see.

Oyes i now have white toe nails. it is fun. Pern hates it when me mommy sarah and ruth do nails cos he says it stinks and we are wasting time and polish. He's right. We always erase. ha.

[another blogthing]

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.

With respect to money, you spend whatever you have.

You think good luck might come your way, but if it does you'll be so surprised you'll burst out laughing.

The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you.

You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.

When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match.

Who's the True You?

I see.

Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

Squeals. I'm 40% male. WHYWHYWHY. I am not a dickhead! [no pun intended. honest.]

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Moot

2005-06-09T18:16:00.000+08:00

What is Loooove? sings Raven on her newest album which we were listening to on the Podsie. "She says 'what is love' too many times," comments vorn. I think that's kinda the point. Nevermind.

Ha I feel like being a nice poophead and writing a long BORING exposition on what love really is. [which would all be bravado-filled crap smouldered with longwindedness] But nevermind i have 3 zuowens to write tonight so that should be sufficient in numbing my senses for the next week or two. [Poo LaoShi. EEE. How come the stupid sec4 tchs guy is so BLOODY PERFECT and manages to do EVERY SINGLE THING? EET EES NOT FREEEAKING FAIR!! At a later date ie about 7 hours later, i exclaim: I DEET EET, I FEENEESHED MY WORK! (((:]

Well i guess in the same way that they are left/right brained people, there are english/chinese brained ones. If i find out that some one is both i will KILL myself. Well actually sm lky is. He wrote some book bout learning chinese. It was on the non-fiction best-sellers list the lastine i checked. Hmm. Nevermind. He slightly resembles a Monkey so i'll let this one rest. I guess it's fair. So correction. If i find out thats someone is both and reasonably human-looking i'll KILL myself for real. Don't be mad, Ayam, i know u love him to bits. But you can't possibly love him more than pern. Pern would MARRY lky if he was gay. I swear. And lick his boots every day.

While we are on the [borderline revolting] subject of Pern, I was just wondering how i would be if Pern wasn't my father. Well first of all i wouldn't be named jill cos he was the one who bloody loves the nursery rhyme so much. Secondly i reckon i'd look a whole lot more decent since my mom had a slew of much better looking ACS boyfriends. DAMMIT. Pern is the ONLY reason why i look so STRANGE. My mother is perfectly aesthetically pleasing to the eye, which is much more than i can say for ol'Pernie Tan. He looks like the offspring of a pig which mated with a chimpanzee for godssake. No wonder i turned out so lumpy. Also... all those chocolates... [But they were totally worth it. Every morsel. No regrets there. Licks australian choc off lips. YUMYUM. directed at ame who DOESN'T HAVE MY NICE CHOCS. evil grin. As luzerne once said of his packet of smarties when he was 3: I'm sharing them with myself. Well said kiddo. Happy Birthday too. Luff ya. (: Marche sausages nice. LIKE.]

Now the for LOVEly List [a considerable improvement from the essay?]

1) HOWARD.
(: Eye for a Guy was goot yesterday. i have decided to marry howard's clone if he ever decides to make one. The fairytale was UBERSWEET. and funny; the wolfgang with horns! hee. also, it rhymes and you know i like nothing better than rhymes. Perhaps my name really DOES fit me.
[Poetry, Prose, Anything Goes... Dadeedaaaa.]

2) Ipods [gabrielle in desperate housewives has my pink mini XD]
I am a whole hearted apple supporter. SUCKS TO YOU, [money-losing] CREATIVE! no offence ayam. I'm sure your zen is very... practicle. Vorn thinks Zens look better. Can you believe it ck?

I luff my playlists yes i do. I used to have like 10 but i cut down to 4. (:

((TylerHilton.MissyHiggins.AnnaNalick.AmyWinehouse. and the list goes on.

3) Chandler
I miss Chandler! Life is boringer without him. Joey isn't half as great, though i still like him. Ross was just plain DUMB, and Phoebe was too dysfunctional. Rachel was... bland. Monica reminds me of me! Except alot more organized. But the controlfreak thing is there yea...

4) Michael [no not my dad you goons. he now only answers to the name Pern] and Alex.
While Joey isn't all that great, Michael and Alex TOGETHER almost make up for the loss of my fave Friend. Alex is a LAWYER. [It is now acceptable for "Lawyer" and "Blonde" to be used in the same sentence. Examples include Elle Woods (reese witherspoon) and Kate Fox (alicia silverstone) from Legally Blonde and Miss Match respectively. AND ALEX!] (:

5) Series DVDs.
I've finished Malcolm in the Middle Season One. IT'S GREAT!! Frankie [ie malcolm] was a GAZILLION times cuter when he was like 11 then he is now. SOSO cute! And his voice sounded WAY better. Dewey was perfect as he is now, but a bit of a snot-nosed schmuk and a brown noser. I have Gilmore Girls and Desperate Housewifes too! Yay for Shanghai and top-quality piracy market!

6) L O S T
Lost is SO good! I like Matthew Fox and Josh Holloway and Ian Somethingy..Somerhalder? [ihave his poster(:]. The Kate woman is interesting. She apparently is a criminal or something. And the spoilt semi-frenchie sister of Ian somethingy is funny too. Bit annoying though. The jap people are DUMB and redundant though. The druggie guy is alright i guess... I like the pregnant lady too. She likes baby kicks so much. i prefer the FUN FUN EXPLOSIONS! Bit scary seeing people zipped into engines which can pass off as gravity sucking vortexes though. But nevermind. this show is UBERCOOL!

7) Jimmy Fallon
Hoots. HE IS HILARIOUS. Did anyone ever hear his Xmas Medley of songs spoofing u2 etc, HAHAHAA. I like SNL. sometimes. The old cast was much better though. And did u see the photo from MTVA? Jimmy with Chewbacca! Chewie is so furry. Heehee. I WANT TO WATCH RETURN OF THE SITH U BLOODY ARSES. WHY WILL YOU NOT GO WITH MEEE? And i wanna watch madagascar and mrs and mr smith and the island and ermmm the upside of anger and and and and... the list goes on.

8) Birthday Partiess [29thJuly, mark on calendar! Kino Book Vouchers muchly appreciated. DO NOT i repear DO NOT give me the wotsis-dazzle-somethingy vouchers.]
Well my own this year will be THE best one yet, trust me. Any ideas just drop me a tag. (:

9) People who TAG
Ha i sound obsessed with my tagboard. guess vot. I AM. [schizo laughter]

10) LISTS!
Aren't they such FUN?

[no AALL today. no AALLL either. SORRY PUBLICITY LIKERS! [as ayam has expressed her preferrence to this moniker in comparison to 'publicity whores'. Blah. I liked the old one better]

Ame has requestedfor me NOT to blog so often about her. Publicity backlash?

TAG!!SAYS I THE POWER RANGER
BRANDISHING A SWORDTHINGY!!

Stilts and Stilted Expressions

2005-06-08T11:27:00.000+08:00

Am at raynor and luzerne's house. when raynor first spoke i thought he had miraculously broken his voice at the tender age of seven. Then i realised he was having cough. Luzerne is having piano lessons, AHHHH I CANNOT WATCH NICKELODEON. Curses. Mr RayRay is attempting to immitate the waiter-on-stilts i told him about by standing on two tennis-ball canisters. Aiyee. He fell. Gaelan [aka stuart little in urine's book] is currently giving me a crashcourse in jigsaw puzzles 101. Oo. I finished the giant Dinosaur one with pieces 10 by 10cm. Clap Clap goes my 2year old master Obi Wan Ke-Gae-bie. I feel oddly accomplished. [He is attempting to wear his tee like a toga. "I LIKE!" he proclaims and then proceeds to request for a kiam kiam.]

Anyhowsies, let us move on. Ayam joins the league of the publicity whores as she requests for a post about her.

Starg*rl' says:
I want a post about me too!

Starg*rl' says:
dedicate a post to mee/

Ack. She has forbidden me to write about her love life [or lack of one more specifically].

Starg*rl' says:
i don't want one bout my love lifeee

Starg*rl' says:
then everyone thinks i am a despo shit'

Starg*rl' says:
which im not

So today, we will be focusing on the many [manymanymany] no, not lovers, but EXPRESSIONS of Ayam Ng. Many [manymanymany] of them being rather FAKE. Tee-hee says I.

Due to the contradictory and excessively perverce private yet attention-seeking nature of miss ng, i have decided against dedicating a regular column to her as there would be dire repercussions if i stepped on her toes. In other words, SHE'S PETTY. Oops i just stepped on her toes i dare say. Practically squished them to dust. Ack. Oh well, SORRY!

Now, Ayam ng is a chicken of many expressions. The one currently and most commonly adorning her ayammie face is JEALOUSY, which we will be focusing on today. i think we all know the cause of ayam's transmorgification into a little green-eyed monster eh? Rather, it is Jealousy masked under an unnaturally cheerful facade. "Whopee!" says Ayam, "I am SO happy". sorry to break it to you Dearie, but the snide digs at the Ronald-Smoocher [and Q-ahem-O-cough-O of course] just give you away. DONT GO FOR YOUR D.D. RONALDSMOOCHER, OR AYAM WILL ANNIHILATE YOU! [note: i'm completely serious. remember the time she rugby-tackled kat during netball? eesh.]

Ayam claims her expressions are contrary to what she feels. Hmm. Meaning she looked cheerful but was jealous? Or looked fake-cheerful [ie jealous] and WASN'T jealous? BOY.
She's COMPLICATED [cue avril lavigne]

Today's post is COMPLETELY dedicated to Ayam cos i doubt she will like to share the limelight with ame. So everybody, put your hands together for...

Ayam's Amazing Lack-of Love Life! [AALLL]

AALLL

Starg*rl' says:
aiyohhh. how shld i convince myself i don't like him
[note: she means convince US not herself]

Starg*rl' says:
maybe i shld find someone else to like

Starg*rl' says:
but there's NO ONE!

Starg*rl' says:
you could help me advertise

Starg*rl' says:
i want a guy with a heart of gold

Starg*rl' says:
and fun so he can play with mee

Starg*rl' says:
then we can buy balloons together

Starg*rl' says:
and go to the playground

Starg*rl' says:
or the amusement park

Sounds like a plan Ayam (: Any Takers? Good lucksies anyway, though it SEEMS as though you might have a fetish for younger guys. Sorry, Raynor and Luzerne aren't available anymore. This p5 girl called Melissa keeps calling them and pestering. Raynor just shrieked: "Stop Calling Us!" and slammed down the phone. Or rather growled, being coughy and all. Luzerne just snorted, though i could tell he was rather pleased with the attention. Well well well.

Well Ayam, you got your post! And i HARDLY mentioned you-know-who [not Voldermort for godssake] too!

Starg*rl' says:
dumb people don't tag

SO TAG AWAY PEOPLE! XD

Publicity Whores

2005-06-07T20:37:00.000+08:00

((Dancin' where the stars go blue, dancin' where the evening fell, dancin' in your wooden shoes, in a wedding gown....))

Ivy League

Go for it. We believe in you. The good news is, there are Ivy League schools left and right (literally) -- you can choose the nice weather versions in Cali, the pomp and circumstancey ones in New England, or the kinda hipster one in Providence, RI (right next to the really good art school! Fun art friends!) But if for some crazy reason you don't get accepted, please don't waste time crying over it. We know plenty of Ivy Leaguers who never really lived up to the I.L. reputation and plenty of non-Ivy Leaguers with truly enviable lives and careers. It's just a school, seriously. Seriously.

Yay i got ivy leage, cool! Grin.

We went for tidday's birthday party at suntec which was a tad dismal due to a feud between a certain two people [to one certain person, DON'T GO, FOR EFFSSAKE. to other certain person, don't think too much of it.] However, monster-in-law is fab and really funny, and jane fonda is a total star. Obviously Michael Vartan is hot. I hate to say i told you so ayam, but I TOLD YOU SO. I can't believe Jennifer Garner would break up with him and then date Ben Affleck the peanut head. J.Lo also stars in the movie as well as was engaged to the aforementioned gargantuan lump, and she has disturbingly jigly boobs and an alarming pert tushie. Apart from the movie, the other high point of the day was that we bought tidday, previously the proud owner of exactly ONE skirt, an OP skirt. (: it looks good on her.
YAY AHPEH!

My outfit was not taitai. Say it wasn't. OK FINE. It was. THERE. New tee, shoes and pale pink skirt. LIKE. Skirt was like, 1/10 of the price of the shoes but whatever.

Oh yes, also, AME the fornicator was spotted bonking Ronald Macdonald! Thus the passionate gushing on her msn nic 'i love ronald!!' ok so they weren't exactly going at it in public [i'm sorry if i exaggerate], but there was some pretty hot making out or 'pashing' as the oz mags call it. They were both wearing yellow too, so sweet! [actually i hate it when couples attempt to match. so try-hard.] For evidence please view her display pic, and if u want a copy just drop me a tag and i'll gladly forward it, gladly being the opperative word.

Speaking of Ame and J.Lo, they are only one of the few paris-hiltonish / bai-lingish breed also known as PUBLICITY WHORES.

Observe!

ame *once upon a time|* i love ronald!! says:

blog about meeeeeee

Tsk, AMELIA TAN, you already have been granted your very own column, Amelia's Amazing Love Life [AALL] and it's STILL not enough? Refer to previous post for further details.

Talking bout Miss Hilton, Paris is getting married to Paris, her namesake/fiance. Suppose she makes a Tee that says "Paris thinks That's Hot". Hmm.

Another thing they all have in common apart from being ever-so attention seeking? Well i guess they are all [yes ame, CRINGE] sluts. Don't hate me. Well actually ame didn't look THAT slutty [give credit when credit is due yea?]. I prevented her from being overexposed by prohibiting her from wearing an off shoulder top with that flimsy miniscule white skirt. THANK ME. The skirt WAS miniscule, ame, and dont even THINK about wearing it to national day. AhBok will have a cardiac arrest. [Actually that would be rather cool... imagine the Tribune Headlines: Barney Dies From Cardiac Arrest XD ]

okay... now the segment you've all been waiting for:
AME'S AMAZING LOVE LIFE!

AALL

Methinks Dexty is unhealthy foor poor ame's self esteem sometimes.

ame *|once upon a time|* says:
i think ppl who think i am chio are mad
ame *|once upon a time|* says
dexter says im ugly
ame *|once upon a time|* says:
SO I AM

Ame. You. Are. Not. UGLY. [god i sound like a motivational speaker. Have the resounding urge to shriek GO GO POWER RANGERS! too much time spent in company of raynor. mutters.]

I am analising whether Ame truly fancies dexty at this point.

ame *|once upon a time|* says:

my goddd